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It’s been awhile but it’s back and ready for some more craptacular mentions!

Infomercial Products

So I was digging around the house looking for my $50+ Honda service manual that I misplaced (brake job time), and instead of finding the big giant green book, I found a dust-covered “Bagless Stick Shark Vacuum” box.

My digital camera went AWOL so here’s a poor quality picture from the cell phone camera.

Smiling Host Says: Buy me or I'll be in your dreams!
Smiling Host Says: Buy me or I’ll be in your dreams!
Anyway, this thing really sucks. What I mean is that it’s craptacular. It overheats easily because it’s so small, doesn’t do its job well, and cleaning the filter is really a big hassle. It’s a real good waste of money, especially if you already have a working vacuum machine (and we do). Now before you flame me for buying it, please realize that I didn’t make the purchase.So I did a search online and the first result I found on the Bagless Shark was a website of a guy destroying his Bagless Shark. Neato.I know I’m generalizing things, maybe not all infomercial products are a waste of money, but the ones I’ve come across sure seemed that way. I’m still not sure why people buy products from these infomercials. The over enthusiastic host showing off the products on TV scares me big time; their smiles make it really hard for me to sleep at night. *whimpers*

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Smiling Host says: Buy me or I'll claw you to death.This reminds me of an event from long ago, when I was watching TV with an old friend of mine.The “Garden Claw” infomercial was on. She got really excited about it and wanted to buy it. It really surprised me because she lived in an apartment without a lawn or a garden.Damn those mesmerizing infomericals.

If its good enough to be on TV at 3 in the morning, it's good enough to be in your home.