A Cookie Story
Posted by Cap in Woops, Bought Crap |
Here’s a story that has little to do with personal finance but plenty on being a gluttonous cheapskate.
So once upon a time, I was watching a DVD in front of my computer, while wolfing down those Costco Kirkland Signature™ Chocolate Chip Cookies.
If you shop at Costco, you’ll know what I’m talking about.
Anyway, I have this habit of splitting my cookies in half before I throw them in my mouth, and I did so with each of the cookies I came across.
As the numbers of cookies diminish down to the last few, I commit to my routine of: pick up, split in half, throw ‘em in mouth, and chomp away. Imagine my surprise when one of the cookie wouldn’t detach, after I’ve already split it in half.
Hmm, what the.
Since the room was quite dim, I held the cookie up to the brightly lit screen.
Nice.
The split cookies were connected by a single strand of long, thin, human hair.
At least, I hope it’s human hair.
The first thought that came into my mind was, “Man, that’s some strong hair.” The second thought was, “How many cookies do I have left?”
After doing some basic arithmetic in my head, I counted three cookies.
So what did I do?
Naturally, I ate around the strand of hair.
Moral of the story?
Next time, take a picture and complain to Costco, so you can get another box of cookies for free. Better yet, bring it to them and show it to them.
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November 19th, 2005 at 11:14 am
Never think too hard about what you’re eating if it’s processed at all. The FDA clearly states that a certain percentage of rat feces is perfectly acceptable (legal-wise at least).
I would have eaten around the hair too. ;)
November 19th, 2005 at 8:01 pm
HAHA
It comes down to sweets in mouth now or getting up from the computer….
I probably would’ve complained loudly to the dog and skipped the cookie but eaten the others.
November 19th, 2005 at 8:45 pm
Good thing you didn’t think quick on your feet and take the photo (stomachs often do this) – that would have meant another tub of cookies that wouldn’t have been good for the diet. Then again, the story of how Cosco reacted and handled the situation would have been great for the blog…
November 20th, 2005 at 4:16 pm
jonathan: I honestly cant tell if you’re serious or not, cuz the FDA’s a joke. I seem to remember reading that too, or maybe its a common joke.. see now if it was rat fece, I wouldn’t even know and probably would have ate it. glad it’s hair :)
dawn: yeah some people would feel disgusted and just stop eating right there, I say, who cares :)
pfadvice: yeah I really want to see their reaction.. in fact, I’ll probably get better results if I like mail a photo to kirkland/costco or whoever.
in either case, those were some good cookies.
November 21st, 2005 at 7:49 am
“that would have meant another tub of cookies that wouldn’t have been good for the diet”
Actually, I’m not so sure that the first tub was good for the diet, either.