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Buy Me Please Because Moderation and Arithmetic is Difficult

Look at me I'm reduced in size but not in price!

When I came across the 100 calorie goods two years ago, I thought it was some stupid trend for people without abbacus, but as it turns out, I was dead wrong.

I remember reading somewhere recently that 100 calorie aisle may start appearing in a supermarket near you, which got me so infuriated, I tore the newspaper into atom-size pieces.

Please people; for the sake of the sanity of an online-stranger-you-don’t-know, please start using ziplock bags and a knife.

Or hey, maybe even your fingers. They’re really good at breaking processed food, especially the bar type. There’s also this thing called the mouth, which you can close when you’ve consumed a sensible amount of Cheetos.

If the mouth method is too difficult to do (and I’ll admit I fail in this almost 90% of the time), you can utilize the last line of defense and revisit what I’ve already mentioned — use this thing called THE BRAIN, and count the portions you want and throw them into a ziplock bag!

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