• Sega’s E.M.A – Eternal Maiden Actualization (uh.. right), or WowWee FemiSapien… or whatever the heck it’s gonna be branded as.
• $175 or $99 depending on which online specialty retailer is going to screw you over.
• Dances, kisses, walks like a “lady,” and hands out business card — just like a “real” girlfriend (uh, because I’m sure that’s all the other half of the human race does).
• Wow your friends or reinforce your hermit lifestyle by scaring away what little friends you have left.

Tough to hate on a “life form” that probably had lots of engineering going into it, but… eh.

• Spend all or half of your stimulus check (if you’ve received one) and spice up the economy the true American way.
• $349 for an hour and half of incredible fun time. Add another $49 for an extra battery for even more joy (three hours of charging required).
• One up your divorced partner by showering your kid with not one, but two Pleo.
• Help Sharper Image avoid bankruptcy by buying in volumes (oh wait…).

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• The very first So Truly Real collectible vinyl doll that “breathes.”
• With RealTouch™ vinyl skin, hand-applied hair, hand-painted fingernails and toenails.
  
• Special new ways to creep out your future partner.
• “Ashely” is dressed in a newborn’s hospital tee-shirt, warm cap and a tiny diaper.
• Spice up your Friday night by running through local hospital’s maternity ward, carrying “Ashely” and screaming: “I got the baby, I got the baby!”
• Certificate of Authenticity (aka Certificate of Insanity).
• Only $129.99 (S&H of $13.99) or 5 installments of $26.00.

Super creepy.

From [The Digerati Life].

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• Three-piece Aquarium Tank
• Dual-Filter System With Pump
• LED-Light System (zomg!)
• Two Nine-inch Artificial Plants
• New way to find out how much your poo stinks.

All for $450. Sweet.

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• Novelty for you or gag gift for a friend.
• The DVD Rewinder will spin discs backwards and plays a “rewind” sound.
• You can also record your own “rewind” sound which provides unending possibilities.

Argh. Give me a break. What a waste of money.

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But, you know the name of the site.

Sniff, oh well.

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