So says Ditech.

sniff, where's my new big plasma TV?

It is of little wonder why my New Year is sucking.

Big new plasma TV for the Super Bowl? No existent.

Stabbing & shooting people waiting in line for a new video game console? Didn’t do it.

Scoring a new laptop so I can buy more memory to run Vista properly? Nope.

Pictures on an 8 MP — okay, seriously, does the average joe need more than 5 megapixel?

Listening to music on an mp3 player? Are you kidding? That’s totally 2003.

Forty five hundred on friends and family? It’s a good thing I have no heart.