You Can’t Enjoy the New Year Unless You Spend 10K
Posted by Cap in Credit Related |So says Ditech.

It is of little wonder why my New Year is sucking.
Big new plasma TV for the Super Bowl? No existent.
Stabbing & shooting people waiting in line for a new video game console? Didn’t do it.
Scoring a new laptop so I can buy more memory to run Vista properly? Nope.
Pictures on an 8 MP — okay, seriously, does the average joe need more than 5 megapixel?
Listening to music on an mp3 player? Are you kidding? That’s totally 2003.
Forty five hundred on friends and family? It’s a good thing I have no heart.
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February 6th, 2007 at 6:56 pm
Always amusing to see the bank’s efforts to convince you debt is normal, and acceptable. Pathetic.
February 7th, 2007 at 6:18 am
Ahhh good ole trusty Ditech.
February 7th, 2007 at 8:55 am
These refinance companies get more desperate every year.
They never say how much it’s gonna cost you just to do a refinance.
There is no easy way out of debt. No matter how convincing ads may appear.
February 7th, 2007 at 8:56 am
Four thousand bucks on Xmas presents? Are you freakin’ kidding? Who spends that kind of money on other people? I’m not selfish, I’m about to fork that money over to my parents to help them with some house repairs, but that’s not a regular habit.
SHEESH.
Love your website Cap. ‘STOP BUYING CRAP!’ Indeed.
February 7th, 2007 at 12:41 pm
Its a small price to pay for a little happiness. All for a monthly payment of $1,817, whoops, $1,147. Are you out of your mind!! How did the payments go from $1,817 to $1,147? Oh! Backloaded interest up the ying yang securitized by your home. No thanks! This is seriously craptacular! Who are these people that keep Ditech in business?
February 7th, 2007 at 1:48 pm
“Who are these people that keep Ditech in business?”
Um, those would be the ones “stabbing & shooting people waiting in line for a new video game console”
February 7th, 2007 at 1:51 pm
You guys are being really hard on Ditech. They are just helping people realize the American dream of having it all. You may not actually OWN any of it, but you will have it all.
February 8th, 2007 at 9:53 am
Who are they kidding?! I don’t spend that much on myself, let alone others!
Apparently I’m heartless too!
February 10th, 2007 at 3:54 pm
I’m glad there are others who think $4,000+ is a ridiculous amount.