Are You Rich Yet?
Posted by Cap in Even More Ramblings |An old high school friend that I haven’t kept in touched with, showed up online one day and suddenly asked me that.
“Uhhh… no?” I replied.
Supposedly, I should be rich and successful by now. Driving a car that cost more than most houses, riding helicopters to work, and using solid gold toilets. I would have ignored the question, had it not been asked again by another person.
“So you got that bimmer yet?”
“Whu?”
“Are you rich yet?” the other person asked.
“Uhh, no? Where the heck are you people getting this from?”
“I don’t know, I thought you’ll be all successful now—you know, graduate from Harvard and stuff.”
I went to a state university, for crying out loud. Most people that knew me should know this. Which really made me wonder if there’s some wacky rumor out there about how I’m filthy rich now. Maybe thats why people are hitting me up, so they can get ready to mooch? Regardless, you won’t ever find me at a high school reunion—rich or not.
What got me thinking though, is how the question actually bothered me a bit. Not of the actual question per se, but the fact that I felt a bit obligated to meet some past expectation—from people that I otherwise don’t really care for.
It’s the same deal I guess, when you first meet a person, you might ask the generic question of:
“So. What do you do?”
“Um, I’m a student.” I would reply.
“Ah that’s cool.”
No, from your facial expression, it doesn’t seem too cool to you.
But, it’s not a big deal. 99% of the time I could care less what someone thinks of what I currently do. But are there times where I wish I could reply differently? You betcha.
“I’m helicopter pilot.”
“Oh, I’m also a millionaire.”
“And yes, in case you’re wondering, I do have a toilet made out of solid gold.”
Yeah, sometimes first impression matters. In the case mentioned above, these are “first impression” after a long hiatus. So when these two past acquaintances asked me if I was rich and successful yet, a part of me did want to answer yes—even if the question was relative and pointless, even if the “first impression” didn’t matter. Because I’m positive that if I ask some other old high school friends the question, unlike my response, they would be able to give a different answer.
Thankfully for myself, I’ve grown up a wee bit through the years, so I don’t sit around all day and compare myself to past associates. There’s still that 1% though. In fact, it’s probably more than I’m letting on. But eh, that’s normal right? After all, you have expectations for yourselves too.
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May 8th, 2006 at 3:07 pm
This is the main reason why I do not like reading the alumni notes from my high school. In the back of my mind, I am making that unpleasant comparison. Of course ppl’s bad news never makes the alumni notes, divorces, et al. Schadenfreude is gruesome sometimes.
Lately I’ve been obsessed with the death of a woman in the class ahead of me. I googled her name and she comes up prominently in case law for an identity fraud case. I assume it was tragic just because of her age. I can only hope that mine is a fiery and exciting death doing something I really like doing.
May 8th, 2006 at 3:53 pm
Ever since I bought my supersweet 22-year-old Benz, friends and relatives think I’m [sic] “pimping”.
I made a mistake of trying to explain how it’s a mechanically superior vehicle to pretty much any other car and how I can fix it myself, but somehow they turned that into “I’m a snob with a wrench”.
Not that you don’t know this, but you should be proud of your accomplishments – buying a beemer is just not on your “to do” list. Again, I’m not “discovering America” by saying there will always be people who think that some wealthy people are poor (not enough flash), and poor people with maxed out credit cards and sweet cars are filthy rich.
May 9th, 2006 at 2:58 am
I hear that Bill Gates doesn’t want all his money ;)
I think a lot of it depends on how you view it – it can be destructive if you try to keep up with them when you don’t have the money to do so, but it can also be positive if you use it as motivation to improve your own finances so that one day you really can say you’re a millionaire (although at that point, you probably won’t need to say it)
May 9th, 2006 at 4:33 am
I have an Aunt & Uncle who I know are millionaires many times over, but my Aunt rarely talks about money and they don’t seem extravagent in their expenditures. Others I know go into debt to ‘keep up with the Jones”. Go figure.
May 9th, 2006 at 4:54 am
Thanks Cap. I’ve always felt a little guilty about blowing off high school reunions. I didn’t see the point other than playing the “lifestyles of the …” game. I don’t have much in common with most of the folks in my graduating class. I mean, like only a couple of dozen went on to college, and only a handful graduated. Don’t get me wrong, you don’t need college to be successful in life. But it was pretty evident to me back in the early 80′s that my fellow 17 yr olds were currently living out their glory years. I can honestly say that every year I’m allowed to stay on the planet is better than the last.
So what would I say to these people?
Insurance salesman: “Looking good Jack. So what are YOU doing these days?”
me: “I’m retired.”
salesman: “Huh? No job? What do you do withself?”
me: “I farm” or “I’m a stay at home dad” or “I fix RV’s in Alaska in the summer” or “I restore vintage sailboats”, or “I manage my investment portfolio”, etc.
salesman: “Well, if you need a job, All State Farm Prudential is a great place to be. Give me a call (when you’re tired of being a bum) and I’ll set you up with the office president/chairman of the district….”
May 9th, 2006 at 11:58 am
The proper response would be “Why? Are you looking for a loan?”
You are in no way obligated to answer such a tasteless and irrelevant question and if someone asked me that I would surely laugh in their face and tell them to get a life…nicely of course. =)
May 9th, 2006 at 7:24 pm
yeah come to think of it, that’s a pretty rude thing to ask. who the heck ask that without saying hello first.
I can definitely see what you’re talking about Jack. a good group of my senior class seems to be like that… I hope I don’t fall into the crowd!