Someone once asked me what the traffic for this site was. Daily unique, page views, etc.

“Um, I don’t know?”

Besides the statistic service provided by the web host, I don’t have any traffic tracking service for this blog. The main reason being: it’s not difficult to track zero traffic.

Which leads me to one of my few traffic indicators: the search query results from the web host statistic. I have a feeling I’m not the only one who reads their search query statistics and giggles.

Here are some recent ones:

Costco Kirkland Cookies

Emigrant Direct Sucks

Crunch Berries

and, the craziest one of ‘em all, My ex wont leave me alone