I couldn’t believe my ears.

I was waiting at the local French bistro next to my college today, grabbing a $5 soup and a half sandwich. A lady pulled up in her brand new SUV (a white Lexus GX 470), got out and greeted her friend who was waiting by the door.

“Hey nice! It’s cute.” said her friend.

“Thanks, I love how it goes with my shoes.”

What the fu—dgesicle? I’m sure she didn’t buy it just for the match, but sheesh.

Damn rich people. They’re probably gonna order a full sandwich.