Why My Readers Are Better Than Me
Posted by Cap in Miscellaneous on March 24, 2007 |It’s reader’s appreciation day here at Stop Buying Crap. To show my appreciation for the many unfortuante readers who couldn’t find the unsubscribe button (or too lazy to remove the blog feed), here are some reasons why you are better than me:
- You’re better looking
- You’re taller (I’m a short geek with glasses)
- You have better eyesight
- Your IQ is higher than 87
- You make more money and you’re most likely wealthier
- You are definitely more educated (oh I hope I graduate one of these days)
- You have a bigger you-know-what
- You spell better and have a better command of the English language
- You’re not scared of horror movies
- You smell nicer (mmm… is that lavender?)
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March 24th, 2007 at 1:17 am
I guess it’s time to find that unsubscribe button… too bad - you were pretty good last year! Good Luck!
March 24th, 2007 at 2:48 am
sniff. I shall miss you :(
March 24th, 2007 at 6:40 am
11. We’re certainly not as weird as you. That would be impossible! ;)
March 24th, 2007 at 6:47 am
While I may be taller, I definitely do not have better eyesight. I’m blind as a bat!!! And horror movies scare me too!
Loving your site, man!
March 24th, 2007 at 7:31 am
Your doing pretty good to be a short geek with an IQ at 87!
And thanks for telling me I smell good, I was worried!
March 24th, 2007 at 7:42 am
Pssh, of course I’m taller than you! At 5′10″, I tower over all! (except everyone in my family, who are all taller than me!)
March 24th, 2007 at 9:57 am
I’m taller than ten year olds but not many others, so you got all but #2 right.
March 24th, 2007 at 1:04 pm
I am most definitely shorter than you, and I’d put money on your IQ being higher than 87 (and you know I only gamble on a sure thing).
March 24th, 2007 at 5:54 pm
i love your blog! :)
March 25th, 2007 at 3:24 pm
Aw, Cap:
I’m 5ft 2, 40ish plain jane, Mom of a family of 4 living on 1 income, (which means poor!), sans “you know what”, who got A’s in computer classes in college but failed Basic Math and who is STILL traumatized from seeing “Phantasm” alone back in 1979!
Card carrying memeber (if I had one anyways) of the StopBuyingCrap fan club!
March 25th, 2007 at 7:16 pm
Alright fine, I’m a few inches tall than some of you. That’s all I’m relenting on though.
March 26th, 2007 at 9:48 am
haha. you are awesome cap. hug.