For your information, I just woke up from my Thanksgiving dinner comatose.

Now you would think that waking up after a 3 day slumber will result in a feeling of well-rested-ness-ish (uh whats the word I’m looking for?), but to be honest I feel pretty crappy — as if I’ve been laying in the same position for hours and days on end. Too weird.

Here are some reads from the blogsphere and beyond that I bookmarked while in my dreamlike robotic state:

• Be wary of high-yielding “CDs” offered by non-bank firms - Marketwatch
• Responding from relatives who wants money - Alpha Consumer
• Finding bargain gift cards - The Smarter Wallet
• Your financial network map - Blueprint for Financial Prosperity

Found on Tip’d financial news portal:

• Citibank rate increases and opt-out notice - CreditAddict post up the notice Citi’s been giving out to many of their customers, letting them know that Citi’s jacking up the interest rates — just in time as a holiday gift. Urgh.
• 8 bad things you’re teaching kids about money - A guest post on MoneyNing covers some of the bad things you might be inadvertently teaching your kid, although a few seems like a stretch.  Then again I’m no parent so what would I know?

Financial quotes from 30 Rock:

• What would this country be if we don’t allow the wealthy people to take advantage of rubes? - Kenneth to Jack

You know what? I bet if I sleep normal hours on my own bed, I’ll wake up well rested, giving me an extra 10% XP bonus as I pwn up raiders, super mutants, and Enclave soldiers.

Uh… ignore that last part.

Mmm… it’s almost Black Friday, and you know what that means — it’s make or break time for retailers. With news of consumer spending dropping a full 1% in October, consumers should more than ever be out at the retail stores, saving the economy from the brinks of utter collapse.

Unfortunately for my local retailers, I’ll be doing what I’ve always been doing for the past few years on Black Friday: staying at home, eating leftovers, and sleeping in. Super sweet.

Yeah, I know what you’re thinking. Blasted Cap. Always a cheap ass and never a generous spender. The economy could be falling apart and Cap will be at home, wrapped in a blanket while eating Cap’n Crunch cereal (it’s getting chilly in Southern California, temperature hitting low 60s).

It’s not my fault, honest.

I mean, I would love to go out there, make my dollars work and save Circuity City from the sorrowing abyss of pink sheets hell; but alas, I have no one to buy gifts for.

As much as I like to tout about friends and family in recent days, truth be told, I’ve done enough damage through the years and have driven away many people.

And there you have it, Cap’s secret sauce to keeping spending in check during the holidays: piss off your friends and loved ones so you don’t have to buy gifts for any of them.

Haha. I’m just kidding.

…or am I?

top photo credit: J. McPherson

You might be wondering why your pal Cap is so corny these days.  Truth be told, as I get older, it becomes harder to be a wise-cracking, sarcastic moron poking fun at all things in life (although being an ass means I’ll keep trying). One thing is for sure, my goal in reaching financial independence is the same now as it was years ago, and will remain the same years later:  to provide for my family and loved ones.

You’ve read hundreds, if not thousands, of financial tips from personal finance blogs.  Don’t just read them, take some action. If most of us average-Joe personal finance bloggers can pay off our debt, fund our retirements, and reach our financial goals or dreams — you can too. Print out these reminders or write your own today.

Have a reminder to share? Please leave a comment.

Consumer Reports took out an ad space on Monday’s USA Today, reminding us all to be a little bit wiser with our credit cards during this difficult holiday season:

From [Money & Shopping Blog] and [Adrants].

Bank of America’s new envelope-less ATMs have actually been around for awhile now (probably over two years), but they weren’t widely available in my area until a couple of months ago.

Although I’ve always tried to keep my banking online (because heading into the sunlight burns my dungeon dwelling skin) — I occasionally still get a few pesky checks in the mail.  As I was depositing some checks into the ATM a few days ago, I decided to snap a few picture for those of you that have yet to encountered these new ATMs:

Here are some pros and cons that I’ve observed from using these new ATMs:

Pros:

• Instant scan and image of checks printed on receipt.
• Not having to lick those envelopes anymore.
• Fast for single check deposits into single account.
• Cash deposits gets credited immediately.

Cons:

• If you have to deposit multiple checks into multiple accounts (businesses), prepare to enjoy the machine’s company as the machine takes only one check at a time (disregard picture above as that was just an example).
• If the machine eats your check without spitting it back out properly, you’ll be dealing with a lot of hassles trying to resolve the issue.
• If the machine takes your cash but didn’t credit the amount properly, you’ll be in for a world of headache.

Despite their myriad of fees and often shoddy services (or lack thereof), I’ve kept a Bank of America checking account open for years mainly because of the massive amount of locations Bank of America has — after all it’s pretty darn convenient to be thousands of miles away from home but still have access to fee-free ATMs.

These new ATMs can certainly be convenient, but I dread the day when I have to deposit more than 5 checks at the machine or have the machine gulp down the cash deposits but improperly crediting them.

If you’re a fellow Bank of America slave customer and have something to say about the “new” ATMs, feel free to chime in.

Some of you may remember the post I wrote about a month ago on Tip’d, a new portal for financial news. The site launched fully launched earlier last week after a month of beta testing.  If you’re a financial news junky and you haven’t tried out Tip’d yet, now’s as good of a time as any.

The community currently has about 2,000 registered users, with many more financial news and tidbits already “tipded.” Each week, I’ll try to highlight a few interesting things I find via Tip’d and other social network sites in the weekly roundup. You can find me lurking on Tip’d as Cap, so feel free to add me as a friend if you’re a Tip’d user.

Here are some gems from this week’s blogsphere trolling:

• 100 Money Saving Tips for the Holiday Gifting Bonanza
• Do-it-Yourself Christmas - 34 Great Gifts You Can Make Yourself
  

Blogging carnivals:

• 179th Carnival of Personal Finance, Smile Edition - MoneyNing
• 85th Carnival of Money Stories, Myth Edition - Ask Mr. Credit Card Blog

Found on Tip’d:

• Big Three CEOs Flew Private Jets to Plead for Public Funds
• 6 Ways Eating Out Less Has Made Our Family Better

Financial quotes from 30 Rock:

• Next stop, home ownership!  I’m just kidding the middle class is dying, you’ll be renting forever. - Jack Donaghy to Kenneth
• Sometimes to feel like I have company during dinner, I dispute credit card charges on speaker phone. - Liz Lemon

So I was browsing the web last Friday night, looking for financial tidbits and news (yeah this is how every cool 20-something rolls during the weekend) — and I noticed that there was a large confusion online between the financial terms of FICO and FICA.

To make matters worse, a quick search on Google shows that many websites use the term FICA score interchangeably with the term FICO score, without clearing up the difference between these two completely unrelated financial terms.

As my weekend web trolling is already going so well, why not write a post to clear up the misconception? This will for sure make the weekend extra cool. After all, who needs to go out when there’s blogging to be done!?

What is FICA?

FICA stands for Federal Insurance Contribution Act.  Without going into too much history about Social Security and Medicare, FICA basically mandates that you and your employer contribute a percentage of your income to this tax, in order to fund the aforementioned Social Security and Medicare.

For those that may not know, Social Security provides income to retirees, people with disability, and some other select groups of people, while Medicare provides for medical insurance coverage to persons over age of 65 and again, other select groups of people.

And that’s what the 6.2% of your paycheck goes to (your employer pays the other 6.2%).  If you’re a student being employed by the educational institution you’re attending, rejoice, you’re an exception to the FICA tax!

If you happen to be self-employed, your FICA contribution will be split to 12.4% for Social Security and 2.9% for Medicare. There are of course exceptions to this rule, whether you’re self-employed or a regular wage-earner. You can read more about these exceptions in the resource of links below.

But that’s about the gist of the term “FICA” and how it matters to you.  So does FICA have anything to do with credit score or is there even such a thing as a FICA score?

Nope!

To clear the acronym confusion up, read on.

What is a FICO score?

A FICO score is a credit score, which in short is a score providing a grade on your overall credit worthiness.  A true, legitimate FICO score can be purchased from Fair Issac Corporation at myFICO.com.  The score ranges from 300 to 850 — the higher your score the better your overall creditworthiness and likelihood to receive favorably interest rate when applying for a loan (home, auto, etc.).

These scores are formulated with data from your credit reports. Because you have three major credit reports from three different major credit reporting agencies (TransUnion, Equifax, and Experian), you may have three slightly different FICO scores.

Factors in your FICO score:

• 35% - Payment history
• 30% - Amounts owed
• 15% - Length of credit history
• 10% - New type of credit
• 10% - Types of credit used

In short, if you have a positive payment history (never paying late), your amounts of balances on your accounts are low, and you have a long history of positive accounts — then you most likely have a super credit score.

Those are the only factors of your FICO credit score. Your sex, race, color, religion, national origin, marital status, age, salary, occupation, and residency location will NOT be factors determining your score.  If its not in your credit report, then it’s not a factor.

Importance of FICO Scores

So why are FICO scores important and why are there so many people online searching about “FICA score?”

A good FICO score increases your chances of receiving favorable interest rate.  With current interest rates, that means when you compare between an excellent FICO score of 760 and a poor FICO score of 580, there will be a difference of $780 in monthly mortgage payment for a 30 year fixed, $300,000 loan.

If that didn’t get your attention, the interest difference is a low 5.63% APR versus a high 9.451% APR. This is a significant impact as when the mortgage is paid off, the difference in total interest paid will be about $280,000!

Thus knowing and keeping your FICO score can be pretty important.  As long as you properly manage your credit usage, your FICO score should be top-notch and a non-issue.

This concludes a brief primer on FICA scores. Uh, I mean FICO scores.

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