Let me tell you something Internet.

If I want to, I can easily save $1,000 a year right now.

Bam.

Just like that.

It’ll take two phone calls and I’ll be $1,000 richer in a year, $2,000 in two, and in ten years, $10,000!

But the only problem is, I don’t want to.

Gee golly I’ve been thinking about it long and hard, but I just can’t do it.

I can’t give up my cable internet, nor can I give up my cell phone service.

I don’t really use the full 5 Mbit/s of my cable, but I need the speed! No body ever calls me, but I need the cell phone.

For some reason, the cable internet and the cell phone has become a part of my life. I’ve had RoadRunner broadband for over 5 years now, and had the cell phone for an even longer 7 years. Wow, talk about living it up. I don’t even want to calculate the possible savings.

My monthly Time Warner cable charge is currently at a discounted price of $43 per month due to a certain phone call. It includes cable internet and basic cable for $11.56. In a few months, the regular charge of $55 per month will resume.

My monthly Verizon Wireless charge is currently at $35 per month ($29.95 per month plus tax and fees). I have the cheapest local plan. It’s 300 minutes, unlimited night & weekends - and that’s it. Verizon doesn’t even offer this plan anymore.

Ah, what’s a wannabe saver to do?