A recent online conversation:

Pete the Jerk: i need an external hd
Cap: again?
Pete the Jerk: for my cuz
Pete the Jerk: i really hate mail in rebates
Cap: yeah
Cap: they’re lies
Pete the Jerk: do i want an ugly one
Pete the Jerk: or a cool looking one
Pete the Jerk: 15 dollar diff
Cap: ugly one