Stop Buying Crap #5 - Exercise Machines
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Exercise Machines / Equipments
Alright, time to fess up Internet.
I know we’re not the only household with this silly thing in it.

Yup. Thats right, the Ab Roller.
I’m not even sure if that is the original Ab Roller, nor how much it actually cost. It’s been sitting in the corner, gathering up dust for a long, long time. I think my family used it a total of five times. 10 years ago.
Searching around the house reveals even more wasteful exercise equipments.

Here’s another expensive one that’s hardly used. I’m not sure how long the treadmill has been in my house. The last time I used it, I was putting a dog on it to see if the dog can run on it without falling off. That was also 10 years ago.
The thing about exercise machine is that they’re generally pretty expensive. These wouldn’t really be such a waste if we had use them more, but unfortunately we didn’t. *Looks down at his gut*
Speaking of expensive, here’s a $15,000 one. I can’t even figure out how you get on that thing. Thanks to Ian Ybarra for the link.
So finally, here’s the latest edition of exercise equipment in my house. An EverLast Freestanding “Heavy” Bag.

I use to go at it frequently, whenever someone ticks me off. What I’ll do is stalk them and take their picture. I then print the pictures out, tape it onto the punch bag, and swing away like a madman.
Just kidding.
The heavy bag was a birthday gift from a few years back. A pretty neat gift that I actually like - it’s a great work out, its fairly durable, and best of all, it’s free.
But the last time I used the punch bag was also 10 years ago.
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January 6th, 2006 at 3:02 pm
My wife has a gym membership she hasn’t used in several months.
My mother gave us one of those aerowalker things.. I can’t believe I bothered carrying it home in the car. She still has the gazelle on her porch. Next to an unused stationary bike.
They all take up so much room and they’re unused. I walk outside and get some diversity and fresh air instead of running like a rat on wheel.
I have been considering the bowflex, but I think a set of good freeweights would be better suited for me.
January 6th, 2006 at 6:44 pm
hey I know exactly what you mean. Every house that I visit, I see exercise equipments that aren’t used. some are elaborate sets.
the gazelle. oh man. it reminds me of Tony Little on it screaming “You can do it!”
hmm. my comments also seem to have been broken after I upgraded to wordpress 2.0 - time to google this
January 9th, 2006 at 2:41 am
I have one of those ab roller think it is from 1995 or so.
I do have a treadmill that gets almost daily use best exercise equipment we ever bought.
January 9th, 2006 at 11:18 am
Cap, I just read the “series” start to finish, it’s a great collection! It seems we share MANY crap fetishes LOL. A few things I have done to reduce the crap-factor or reduce total cost is:
I Buy comics in trade paperback form only, keep only the true favorites, sell the rest on Amazon Marketplace (cuts cost of TB by about half on average)
I don’t buy new games. I wait and buy used console game at EB and sometimes used PC games on Ebay. I find ways to sell or trade what I eventually tire of (EB, Ebay etc)
The combination of iTunes rating system (so I can quickly and easily find my fave music) and the iTunes music store (so I only buy what SONGS I really like) have really saved my music budget and our CD collection hasn’t grown in 2 years but we’re listening to more music all the time.
Just some suggestions for not giving up what you like, but still being able to stop buying crap :) Oh, I got nothing for the shoes… or exercise equipment (buy/sell on craigslist maybe?)
Great “series”!
January 10th, 2006 at 12:43 am
frugal momma: you know I was exaggerating about the 10 year thing, when you made me realize that maybe it is from 10 years ago. wow. I’m glad the treadmill you bought wasnt put to waste, wish my family would have thought a bit more about it.
caitlin: lol, thanks for the comments. I have a feeling we’re not the only ones with all these stuff in our household.
yeah I went from single issue comic collections to TPB, nowadays I just dont read them. dont really have time to, unfortunately. It’s too bad the street price on comics have went down significantly lately..
well shoes and all that, I’m sure you can just get what you need.. its all about moderation. if you really do use it, why not.
but I suppose if you’re filthy rich, why not too.
October 9th, 2006 at 5:37 pm
I have one of those Health Rider things. Wasn’t too expensive. When I need to lose a quick 5 lbs, works quite well. Probably should and could use it more, but I wouldn’t get rid of it. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve needed to lose a quick 5.
November 24th, 2006 at 1:18 am
Did the dog manage to run on the treadmill? I must know!