Quick Sunday night rant.

Ever have one of those moments in your life where you realize you’re the very definition of gluttony?

After waiting impatiently for over half an hour for the pizza to finish baking in the oven, I quickly took the finished good out of the oven and proceed to stuff a slice into my mouth — and quickly got my tongue burned for being a moron.

To add insult to the stupid injury, my friends decided to invite me out for a feast the very next day — but my burnt tongue still can’t taste jack doo doo.

Oh, the shame.