Random Sunday afternoon rant.

So when you hand your credit card to the cashier, sometimes they fiddle with it while waiting for the transaction to clear. Tapping it against the counter, flipping it, memorizing your card number, etc.

You know, the usual stuff. No biggie.

But lately my credit cards have been getting some weird fiddling — in the form of pressing the card against their lips — like how people bite or press a pen against their lips while in deep thought.

Dear cashiers: Please just scan my credit card and not make out with it. Thank you.