Crap: Realistic Lifelike Baby Doll for $129.99
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- The very first So Truly Real collectible vinyl doll that “breathes.”
- With RealTouch™ vinyl skin, hand-applied hair, hand-painted fingernails and toenails.
- Special new ways to creep out your future partner.
- “Ashely” is dressed in a newborn’s hospital tee-shirt, warm cap and a tiny diaper.
- Spice up your Friday night by running through local hospital’s maternity ward, carrying “Ashely” and screaming: “I got the baby, I got the baby!”
- Certificate of Authenticity (aka Certificate of Insanity).
- Only $129.99 (S&H of $13.99) or 5 installments of $26.00.
Super creepy.
From [The Digerati Life].
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June 23rd, 2007 at 8:20 pm
As long as people keep paying more than something is really worth, those producing and selling this stuff will keep doing it.
Stop paying the $4.50 for a hot dog at the baseball game and the vendors would quickly drop their price to a realistic level. As long as people keep paying $4.50 the price ain’t gonna change for something only worth about 10 cents.
June 25th, 2007 at 3:51 pm
That’s not cool… $129 to have a baby WITHOUT the sex? WHO WANTS THAT????
June 26th, 2007 at 11:01 am
Elissa, babies resulting from sex cost a helluva lot more than $129!! >>GRIN
June 26th, 2007 at 12:09 pm
Wow! that is a scarey looking doll. I don’t know how any parent could spend $130 on a doll.
June 26th, 2007 at 9:29 pm
Indeed, these dolls are VERY CREEPY! However, if you’re a single person living in the SF Bay Area (or other highly congested area), I wonder if it would be worth it to purchase one of these dolls, then pick up a car seat for cheap at Goodwill, then strap them both in the back seat and drive in the diamond lanes during commute time! Could save enough on gas that it would eventually pay for itself, not to mention all the TIME saved by zipping through the carpool lane! :-)
June 27th, 2007 at 5:48 pm
@Ursula – LOL!
But I agree. Creepy. I’d spend $129 on someone *real* real instead.
June 29th, 2007 at 5:13 pm
I’d rather have a real one but I’ve always wondered who bought these…I really like the carpool idea. Smart thinking!
July 2nd, 2007 at 10:48 am
Very Creepy…
It’s even creepier if someone out there actually buys one.
July 6th, 2007 at 9:10 am
creepy…perhaps the same target market as pumpkin sweaters, santa claus earrings, and little crystal bunny rabbits carrying baskets?
July 9th, 2007 at 10:21 pm
that doll is so cute. i wish i had the money for her!!!
July 10th, 2007 at 7:21 am
Wow, I need to become an entrepreneur and invent crap like that for people to buying.
Creepy.
September 16th, 2007 at 1:34 pm
cute@
October 23rd, 2008 at 11:52 am
MAYBE LITTLE GIRLS WOULD LIKE THESE BABIES TO PLAY WITH. I KNOW I WOULD HAVE DIED FOR ONE WHEN I WAS A GIRL.
November 3rd, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Okay…people lets get real! These are intended for little girls! As a Mom of six I know my little girls would be amazed to get one of these breathing baby dolls. I think they are incredible! If they were a little less money I would be getting all my girls one! Not sure what part of the doll creeps you out but there is nothing at all creepy about it.
December 1st, 2008 at 12:05 pm
I think it is sad that people make fun of toys like this. I did buy my 3 grand daughters a doll that looks real and they all love them. I think people are just looking for something to complian about when they do their complaining about something like this. So sad. I just think they could be a little less in cost. If they were I would get each of my girls another one. Have a nice day and stop making fun of a nice thing.
July 9th, 2009 at 6:58 pm
I think this doll is the most adorable thing ever! I think that if you get it it will teach you how to take care of a real baby.And I DONT think that it is creepy I think you guys are haters…ducesz!
August 30th, 2009 at 1:11 am
I’ve heard urban myths about these dolls being ‘rescued’ from the back seat of cars… I guess you need to factor in the cost of a new window to that price.
September 3rd, 2009 at 10:04 am
exuse me !!! they are not crap at all infact i have one called rose petal by ashton drake apsalutly beautiful :) and i would certainly recomend them
Stacey
13
East Yorkshire
September 20th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
these dolls aren’t crap and they aren’t even intended for children they are collectibles I have one and it’s amazing so unless you actually have one dont comment
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:28 am
Anon & others: Just a note that the post was in jest and for fun and not a knock at those who collect these as a hobby.
November 8th, 2009 at 12:36 am
Oooh, how I love dolls since I don’t have children. It is true that the average doll is pure dee crap, but I’d rather have a basic cell phone and a used computer that meet my needs and a houseful of dolls.
$100 is about my limit for dolls. I will pay anywhere from fifty cents to 100 bucks for a doll I like!
Go ahead, make fun of my doll habit! My babies are quietly resting around my house, while noisy cell phones are going off in public places and people are screaming on them!
Merchandisers like Ashton Drake and Franklin Mint know that certain people are suckers for costly dolls and car replicas, so they make them.
Sites like Stop Buying Crap help us learn to conserve our money on crap that has no meaning to us so we’ll have more for what we want!
November 24th, 2009 at 1:44 pm
these dolls are awesome i have 3 of them!!! im only 11 years old and love to play with them I don’t care what you say about them they are sooooooooo cool and the money you spend really pays off!!
April 30th, 2010 at 2:05 pm
I ordered the ”Maggie” doll and i love it! It is awesome! once i raise enough money i will buy her some clothes too.
sincerily, Ashely
June 23rd, 2010 at 7:45 pm
I love them Im saving money up money to buy one right now
August 27th, 2010 at 4:11 pm
where can Ibuy a reborn baby doll in los angeles ca