Crap: Realistic Lifelike Baby Doll for $129.99
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- The very first So Truly Real collectible vinyl doll that “breathes.”
- With RealTouch™ vinyl skin, hand-applied hair, hand-painted fingernails and toenails.
- Special new ways to creep out your future partner.
- “Ashely” is dressed in a newborn’s hospital tee-shirt, warm cap and a tiny diaper.
- Spice up your Friday night by running through local hospital’s maternity ward, carrying “Ashely” and screaming: “I got the baby, I got the baby!”
- Certificate of Authenticity (aka Certificate of Insanity).
- Only $129.99 (S&H of $13.99) or 5 installments of $26.00.
Super creepy.
From [The Digerati Life].
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June 23rd, 2007 at 8:20 pm
As long as people keep paying more than something is really worth, those producing and selling this stuff will keep doing it.
Stop paying the $4.50 for a hot dog at the baseball game and the vendors would quickly drop their price to a realistic level. As long as people keep paying $4.50 the price ain’t gonna change for something only worth about 10 cents.
June 25th, 2007 at 3:51 pm
That’s not cool… $129 to have a baby WITHOUT the sex? WHO WANTS THAT????
June 26th, 2007 at 11:01 am
Elissa, babies resulting from sex cost a helluva lot more than $129!! >>GRIN
June 26th, 2007 at 12:09 pm
Wow! that is a scarey looking doll. I don’t know how any parent could spend $130 on a doll.
June 26th, 2007 at 9:29 pm
Indeed, these dolls are VERY CREEPY! However, if you’re a single person living in the SF Bay Area (or other highly congested area), I wonder if it would be worth it to purchase one of these dolls, then pick up a car seat for cheap at Goodwill, then strap them both in the back seat and drive in the diamond lanes during commute time! Could save enough on gas that it would eventually pay for itself, not to mention all the TIME saved by zipping through the carpool lane! :-)
June 27th, 2007 at 5:48 pm
@Ursula – LOL!
But I agree. Creepy. I’d spend $129 on someone *real* real instead.
June 29th, 2007 at 5:13 pm
I’d rather have a real one but I’ve always wondered who bought these…I really like the carpool idea. Smart thinking!
July 2nd, 2007 at 10:48 am
Very Creepy…
It’s even creepier if someone out there actually buys one.
July 6th, 2007 at 9:10 am
creepy…perhaps the same target market as pumpkin sweaters, santa claus earrings, and little crystal bunny rabbits carrying baskets?
July 9th, 2007 at 10:21 pm
that doll is so cute. i wish i had the money for her!!!
July 10th, 2007 at 7:21 am
Wow, I need to become an entrepreneur and invent crap like that for people to buying.
Creepy.
September 16th, 2007 at 1:34 pm
cute@
October 23rd, 2008 at 11:52 am
MAYBE LITTLE GIRLS WOULD LIKE THESE BABIES TO PLAY WITH. I KNOW I WOULD HAVE DIED FOR ONE WHEN I WAS A GIRL.
November 3rd, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Okay…people lets get real! These are intended for little girls! As a Mom of six I know my little girls would be amazed to get one of these breathing baby dolls. I think they are incredible! If they were a little less money I would be getting all my girls one! Not sure what part of the doll creeps you out but there is nothing at all creepy about it.
December 1st, 2008 at 12:05 pm
I think it is sad that people make fun of toys like this. I did buy my 3 grand daughters a doll that looks real and they all love them. I think people are just looking for something to complian about when they do their complaining about something like this. So sad. I just think they could be a little less in cost. If they were I would get each of my girls another one. Have a nice day and stop making fun of a nice thing.
July 9th, 2009 at 6:58 pm
I think this doll is the most adorable thing ever! I think that if you get it it will teach you how to take care of a real baby.And I DONT think that it is creepy I think you guys are haters…ducesz!
August 30th, 2009 at 1:11 am
I’ve heard urban myths about these dolls being ‘rescued’ from the back seat of cars… I guess you need to factor in the cost of a new window to that price.
September 3rd, 2009 at 10:04 am
exuse me !!! they are not crap at all infact i have one called rose petal by ashton drake apsalutly beautiful :) and i would certainly recomend them
Stacey
13
East Yorkshire
September 20th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
these dolls aren’t crap and they aren’t even intended for children they are collectibles I have one and it’s amazing so unless you actually have one dont comment
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:28 am
Anon & others: Just a note that the post was in jest and for fun and not a knock at those who collect these as a hobby.
November 8th, 2009 at 12:36 am
Oooh, how I love dolls since I don’t have children. It is true that the average doll is pure dee crap, but I’d rather have a basic cell phone and a used computer that meet my needs and a houseful of dolls.
$100 is about my limit for dolls. I will pay anywhere from fifty cents to 100 bucks for a doll I like!
Go ahead, make fun of my doll habit! My babies are quietly resting around my house, while noisy cell phones are going off in public places and people are screaming on them!
Merchandisers like Ashton Drake and Franklin Mint know that certain people are suckers for costly dolls and car replicas, so they make them.
Sites like Stop Buying Crap help us learn to conserve our money on crap that has no meaning to us so we’ll have more for what we want!
November 24th, 2009 at 1:44 pm
these dolls are awesome i have 3 of them!!! im only 11 years old and love to play with them I don’t care what you say about them they are sooooooooo cool and the money you spend really pays off!!
April 30th, 2010 at 2:05 pm
I ordered the ”Maggie” doll and i love it! It is awesome! once i raise enough money i will buy her some clothes too.
sincerily, Ashely
June 23rd, 2010 at 7:45 pm
I love them Im saving money up money to buy one right now
August 27th, 2010 at 4:11 pm
where can Ibuy a reborn baby doll in los angeles ca
October 2nd, 2010 at 7:04 pm
Why is a baby doll creepy? It’s just a realistic looking doll, it’s not real. There’s nothing to fear.
January 23rd, 2011 at 11:02 am
i love these babies some of these dumb people who is saying these babies are creepy then why are u on these websites about these lifelike baby dolls open your eyes taking time to write about these babies stuiped people some people can’t have kids stop being so rude
January 23rd, 2011 at 11:06 am
i love these babies some of these dumb people who is saying these babies are creepy then why are u on these websites about these lifelike baby dolls open your eyes taking time to write about these babies stuiped people stop being so rude i am only ten years old and i agree with the 11 year old i don’t care what u say these babies are sooooooooooo cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 6th, 2011 at 1:03 am
I think these life like babies always look so cute I for shure want one . but i would maybe get the boy because theres a baby boy for only $40.00 and I would do anything to have it.:) I wish to get a baby boy with a beating heart ! :)
April 6th, 2011 at 1:35 am
I think these life like babys are so cute I found a baby boy for $40.00 :) and I would do anything to have him !:) but I want him to have a beating heart to. and I would take him every where i go . like drama,gamenight, artclass,the dance,and the swapmeet. and I would get him some cute clothes I alrady have a bottle,and a carset, and some passafiers. I would love him as if he was my real son. I would cuddle him and change his dippers just like I would have done with my real son or baby girl! :)
April 16th, 2011 at 11:11 pm
i agree this doll is super creepy! but it would be cool to have one just becuz im a kid!
May 14th, 2011 at 10:34 am
im buying her hell yahhhh!
June 10th, 2011 at 3:35 pm
i dont get why ppl slag these dolls off i think its sad if u dont like them why have a look i do get why ppl have them and if thats what makes them happy then so what we are all different in this world so i think you all should just get over it.
June 15th, 2011 at 6:00 pm
I’m geting her in 2 months YAYYYY!!!!!!!!!! I have huge pile of clothes for her and a crib in the closet I can’t wait to meet face to face with her I have been waiting for her for at least 5 months I LOVE YOU ASHLEY!!!!!!!! I can’t wait to see her talk to ya when I get her BYE!! luv,keeli ;)<3
June 15th, 2011 at 9:09 pm
I’m geting this doll in 2 months YAYYYYYYY!!!!!! I can’t wait till I meet with her face to face I have hage pile of clothes and a crib in the closet I have been waiting at least 7 or 8 months to get my little sunshine :) hopfuly I will get her cause I was suposed to get her 4 months ago soo I’m realy counting on geting her for real I’m going to cry talk to ya when I get her BYE!! Luv, Keeli<3 ;)
June 15th, 2011 at 9:18 pm
Sorry, I understand I might be geting a little to freaked out and being a little stupid posting so much times but you don’t undrestand how much this doll means to me shes the only thing I’ve looked forward to forever so all you reborn lovers you guys understand what I’m talking about but most of all **rebornsrock** I truly understand how you felt when you where waiting for liam I hope you and liam are happy together you better take care of your dolls cause those dolls are a lot of money I will write in about a month or 2 BYE!! Luv, Keeli <3 ;)
June 15th, 2011 at 9:48 pm
This is the last time I’m going to write tonight but I made promise to my self I may only be 11 but I already know how to take care of babys and if people don’t like or want these dolls than why do they come on these sites? Do they just want to make people that adore these dolls feel soo stupid for still likeing dolls I realy don’t care what they say cause I’m going love reborns for as long as I want and theres nothing thye can do about they can say what all they want about my little sunshine I realy don’t care I’m going to love her forever and ever no matter what happens even if they don’t have any more of these dolls I’ll just wait till they make another one I’m going to love my little Ashley for as long as I LIVE!!! Luv, Keeli <3 ;)
June 15th, 2011 at 9:54 pm
This is the last time I’m going to write tonight but I made promise to my self I may only be 11 but I already know how to take care of babys and if people don’t like or want these dolls than why do they come on these sites? Do they just want to make people that adore these dolls feel soo stupid for still likeing dolls I realy don’t care what they say cause I’m going love reborns for as long as I want and theres nothing they can do about it they can say what all they want about my little sunshine I realy don’t care I’m going to love her forever and ever no matter what happens even if they don’t have any more of these dolls I’ll just wait till they make another one I’m going to love my little Ashley for as long as I LIVE!!! Luv, Keeli <3 ;)
July 13th, 2011 at 11:16 am
I agree with keeli
August 19th, 2011 at 1:19 pm
how can u say the dolls are creepy there really cute and have gorgeous faces there mad for people that cannot have kids and really want one SNM !!!!!
October 26th, 2011 at 12:08 pm
Maybe the doll itself isn’t creepy…. but the batty people that buy them and pretend they are real sure are. Maybe they are not so much for children, as they are for lonely (and crazy) adults who stroll them around and pretend they now have a real-life child. I guess it beats an imaginary friend for some. People collect them and treat them like real children… collecting babies. That’s creepy.
If your going to waste all your money and time on buying clothes and diapers and cribs and strollers and car seats and changing the diapers and strolling the lifeless thing around, then get a puppy. (Guess what! You can feel the puppy breathe too! Wow!) Give all that money and love to something that could use it and appreciate it.