I have never stolen money before.

Mainly because I never had the opportunity to do so… I mean, if the cash was right in front of me —

Alright, just kidding.

For whatever reason (probably parental teachings), I’ve never thought about stealing money, let alone committing the act. It’s weird too, because I personally know some people who have stolen items that have monetary value, but they’ll never take cold hard cash from someone. For whatever reason, the act of stealing money is a lot different than say… five-finger discount on some stupid CD at Target.

Hmm.