1. We admitted we were powerless over spending money – that our checking accounts have become unmanageable and in the negative.

2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity. “Boss, Can I have a raise?”

3. Made a decision to STOP BUYING CRAP!

4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of all the crap around our house that we could sell on EBay.

5. Admitted to ourselves and to another human being that we spend money on anything and everything we see.

6. We’re entirely ready to remove all these defects of character; a debit card does not have endless amounts of money.

7. Humbly asked to cancel all credit cards.

8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all. AKA Husbands or Wifes

9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others. (Honey, I spent your entire paycheck on Saturday. I know you just got it Friday….)

10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it. (Honey, I spent your paycheck again…)

11. Sought to improve our conscious contact with money as we understood it, praying only to save and not to spend on useless junk and having the power to carry that out.

12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to spendaholics everywhere and to practice these principles in all our affairs.

Baking: No where. Sick of motion from transportation movement.

Liz: I’ll just assuming you don’t want the job. Hah!